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Ode to La Prairie

I like to stay young, so I listen to trendy music (at least trendy for a fourteen-year-old), get lots of rest (like a toddler), and moisturize as often as I can. Yes, I moisturize—and not just in any old tub-o-fat. I massage the old wrinkles with the La prairie collection of exorbitantly priced creams and […]

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Waka Waka!

This year I didn’t travel to Africa; Africa came to me—and millions of other people, but hey. I don’t love football. But this year the World Cup wasn’t about football. It was about uncountable hordes dressing up like idiots and smiling themselves silly (and blowing that darn vuvuzela thing until their lungs burst). I don’t […]

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