|Ah, clowns. Aren't they funny?|
|This clown had condoms hanging |
from his head and he wasn't funny.
One evening Snafu decided to book a trip to Brazil last minute, which pleased Christopher of course to no end . . . until the Friday night before Snaf and Chris were supposed to fly to Brazil on Sunday morning.
"What?" Snaf was on the phone in the living room. "But he lives in Germany."
Adorable Christopher was relaxing in the conservatory until these words spiked through him like one of Dracula's impaling rods (yeah, sorry for that image).
|The upside-down umbrella technique is |
the best for catching candy.