|Schönbrunn Palace, Vienna|
"Twice," he says.
"Why don't I remember these things?"
"You remembered the puddle," Eldon the Lion Lice Trainer says."That's something."
"You'd think I'd remember that honking palace back there." Actually, Schönbrunn looks a lot like most of the palaces built around the same time: blocky, stately--like a 1940s apartment house with a pretty roof, columns and a grand staircase. It's as if all these monarchs had the drawings of Versailles and said, "Make Us that!" But then they saw what it would cost, coughed and added, "just smaller." By the time King Ludwig II of Bavaria had died under mysterious circumstances--he was using all the kingdom's money to build wacky castles--Schloss Herrenchiemsee wasn't even finished. Very similarly to the Berlin Brandenburg "Willy Brandt" airport or the KDF (Kraft durch Freude) on Rügen, it may never be finished. The Schlosspark at Schönbrunn will never be finished. Something the Austrians share with the Germans?
|And the trees became walls.|
"Tourists would steal them," Eldon the Lion Lice Trainer says.
"I know I would," I say, looking around sheepishly to see if anyone has heard me. "Phew."
The gardens are maintained by the Bundesgärten Wien_Innsbruck of Austria under the direction of Dipl. Ing. (degreed engineer?) Brigitte Mang.And it's a massive undertaking.
The Schlosspark also features a zoo, an orangery, a desert house, a palm house and a labyrinth, none of which we went to this go around except for the desert house--because I needed to use the bathroom. Mercifully, the desert house had this little guy on display before the ticket booth. I'd already shelled out 50 cents to use the loo, so I was broke.
|Pretty Lizard-like Animal on Rock with a cute stumpy tail. I hear he digs with it.|
|The Gloriette up close. The café is there in the middle section.|
|The Gloriette from afar with the Neptune fountain in front|
Have you been to this palace? Did you pay to see the interior, or did you just walk around the gardens and take pictures of ducks in puddles?
|A duck in a puddle--only one of many pictures of ducks in puddles I took at Schönbrunn.|
|And here: Bird on Bench -- there does seem to be an animal theme to this post.|
I must be off,
Have you started writing your entry for the Second Annual I Must Be Off! Travel Essay Contest? Check out the guidelines HERE.
Christopher Allen is the author of Conversations with S. Teri O'Type (a Satire), an episodic adult cartoon about a man struggling with expectations. Allen's award-winning fiction, non-fiction and book reviews have appeared or are forthcoming in Indiana Review, Quiddity, SmokeLong Quarterly's Best of the First Ten Years anthology, Prime Number Magazine, PANK, Camroc Press Review, Bootsnall Travel and Chicken Soup for the Soul. A finalist at Glimmer Train in 2011, Allen has been nominated for Best of the Net and the Pushcart Prize twice. He lives in Germany.