So: the past. One reason I started I Must Be Off! was to remind myself of where I've been--which is good since I can't remember much about 2013 at all right now. Let's make this fun. I'll scrounge up some pictures and post some here, and if you can tell me where they were taken--all places I visited in 2013--I'll send the first five people a book. That's fun. I'm not sure which book yet, but a book. Books are fun.
OK, an hour and 20 countries later: Wow. I'd honestly forgotten about some of these places; and if you'd asked me which year I'd visited them, I wouldn't have had a clue. My mother was right: I will forget where my hands have been. Some of these are quite difficult, so I've given you a hint (and that's why they call me adorable). Also, you could review 2013 on I Must Be Off! to help answer these. Below, there are also two more ways to win a book, so keep reading past the photos.
Photo 1. Hint: One of the Oldest and most interesting monasteries in the world (because of where it's built).
Traveling is only one aspect of this thing I call me. Or Christopher. I sometimes call myself Boopie. I also write, and if you haven't read any of my stories, well come on. Why not? Have you not heard that reading my stories makes you 84% prettier? Who in his/her right mind would pass that up? I've been reading my stories for years. Over and over and over again. Here are the links to some of the stories I published in 2013. Again, let's make this fun (and prettier). If you want a book from me--it might be my book or it might be a random yet incredible book on my shelves--all you have to do is visit three of these sites and comment on the story. They're all online and all free. If there is no possibility to comment at these sites, you can comment here. I also published in print in 2013, but I won't ask you to buy anything here.
Prime Number Magazine
Crack the Spine, Issue 86
Apocrypha & Abstractions
So good luck, everyone. I hope to send five of you a book.
I must be off,
Christopher Allen is the author of Conversations with S. Teri O'Type (a Satire), an episodic adult cartoon about a man struggling with expectations. Allen's award-winning fiction and non-fiction have appeared or are forthcoming in Indiana Review, Quiddity, SmokeLong Quarterly's Best of the First Ten Years anthology, Prime Number Magazine, Crack the Spine, Feathertale, The Best of Every Day Fiction, Pure Slush, Bootsnall Travel and Chicken Soup for the Soul. A finalist at Glimmer Train in 2011, Allen has been nominated for Best of the Net and the Pushcart Prize twice. He is the managing editor of the daily litzine Metazen.