200,000 Hits!!!!

I’m sure the 200,000th hit at I Must Be Off! was a Russian spambot. They do love me. I owe a great debt to my Russian spambot followers. Thank you for following my posts so closely, spamskis! And thank you for your ├╝bercreative, grammatically incorrect comments! And then there are the real followers. Thank you […]

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Three Things I’m Thankful for

Things don’t always go as planned. Four days ago, I got up in the middle of the night to let the guy upstairs know that his domestic problem really didn’t need to become a hotel-wide problem: he was banging and banging on his hotel door presumably because his traveling companion had locked him out, and […]

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How thankful am I?

(Important! If this post is cut off at the bottom, reload the page. This usually solves the problem.) ___________________________________ Over the last few months, I’ve been depressed. No, no, no. Don’t feel sorry for me. I’m still as adorable as ever . . . just with a pouty face and a blank stare into the […]

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A Thanksgiving Message

I began, like quite a lot of you, as the winner of a race, a tiny adventurer headed for that egg in the uteral sky. I plopped out near Frankfurt, Germany (probably not so much like most of you). It didn’t take me long to realize the people around me were spitting a language my […]

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